Thornbury Table Tennis Club

It started with a dream....... on a wind swept Kawasaki
And now its reality, on a wednesday night in Thornbury
How could we resist, the aroma of his antiperspirant
The Captain who's got more spin, than Tony Blair's entire team
He offered us all the chance to play in a league that otherwise we would not dare

Now we have played for two long years, but our mentor has played since he turned nine
So we got some time to make up, but hey the sun is starting to shine
Our play is sometimes good and on occasions it is outstanding
The sun shines out of Captain's rear but hey no more tales of the Ilfracombe tour
It started with a dream....... on a wind swept Kawasaki
And now its reality, on a wednesday night in Thornbury

I remember every little thing, like losing to Forest Green
But never mind the losses, just think of the puppies of Frampton C
They hurt.....me so bad 'cause they just wouldn't come out to play
So with our tails between our legs, we just had to limp away

And then there was Cam C you know, where G got lost in fog driving home after midnight
And away to Randwick E, where Tracy gave us all a fright
She had to drive so fast 'cause G had not checked the site
Luckily it all ended well with Big G's name up in lights
It started with a dream....... on a wind swept Kawasaki
And now its reality, on a wednesday night in Thornbury

Do you remember Thornbury E where the glory was Tracy's
Her name went up in lights that day too, with some truly great pinball play
As she beat all that dared to get in her way
You do remember it don't you, you do remember it don't you

So that just leaves the Albert Mann, with Tim not its biggest fan

But he fights like a dog... just to get us through to the next round
It is where our Captain sacrificed everything, in the name of the Team Game
Alas we fell to the young lads of Sheepscombe
It started with a dream....... on a wind swept Kawasaki
And now its reality, on a wednesday night in Thornbury